Looking at my psyche from the outside perspective of an observer, I think I have it all figured out.

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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
—(via elauxe)

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)

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Anonymous asked:
the last time you had sex?

Why does that matter?

(Source: spacepaperplanes)

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me.